Categories: Design

If You Don’t Have These, You’re No Designer!

So you sit there, doing your work and frantically trying to finish your project before the deadline hits the flat line. You stay up long hours to prove to your clients that you are the best choice they could ever have made. There is no stopping you now cause you are full of ideas and you dream of a big and successful design empire where you call the shots. You’re in a bubble full of inspiration and the Wacom board is just on fire. You’re branding yourself and proudly say -“I am a freelance designer!

However, I can honestly say, with pure certainty, that you are not. You think you are a freelance designer because you have your Photoshop, your Illustrator and your Wacom board that if anyone were to ever come close to touching, he or she would forever be banished from your inner circle of trust, possibly calling off the friendship as well. Yup, it’s that serious!

If you have all that… but not the awesome and highly exclusive set of Photoshop refrigerator magnets, your are not allowed to even remotely call yourself a freelance designer. Heck, you aren’t eligible to call yourself a designer at all. Can’t you see this thing is for all mankind? Can’t you see that unless you have these, there is no tomorrow waiting to be painted and designed? Well, I guess you will find out just how much you are missing out on.

Jokes aside, and maybe I went on too long… these things are just so über cool that missing out on them would be a sorry 24 hours to call a day. Your clients will for sure enjoy fiddling around with these things on your fridge while you pour up their coffee a few feet away. And don’t be stupid, you know what you can do with them right? Just put your highly competitive prices on your fridge held up there with these puppies and you will have a customer for life. Heck, why not do your entire unveiling on the fridge. It would surely cause some serious laughs and be a monumental icebreaker. Just saying…

Buy them at Meninos for only $25!

Richard Darell

Richard Darell is the founder and CEO of Bit Rebels, a multifaceted online news outlet that reports daily on the latest developments in technology, social media, design and everything geek. Today this media entity welcomes more than 3.5 million unique visitors per month and is considered the go-to place for people in constant motion. As an Internet entrepreneur, he is dedicated to constantly trying to develop new ways to bring content faster and closer to the end user in a more streamlined way. His excitement for statistics has allowed him to further develop systems that continuously produce accurate and fast-paced analytics to better optimize the approach by which Bit Rebels presents news and content. His graphic design background has proven to be an important tool when designing new systems and features for Bit Rebels since the development of solid and stable code depends entirely on their structure and implemented procedures. Richard currently resides in Stockholm, Sweden and directs the Bit Rebels offices in both Stockholm and Atlanta. You can reach Richard at richard@bitrebels.com

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