Join Starfleet In These Officially Licensed Star Trek Footie Pajamas

If you’re a trekkie who has always dreamed of being part of the Enterprise crew, now is your chance. Yup, now you can take your love of Star Trek into the bedroom with you in these officially licensed Star Trek footie pajamas. You’ll be all cozy from head to toe in these things, but don’t blame me if your love life suddenly falls apart when you start wearing them.

Nah, I’d date a guy who wears these, if he didn’t look dorky like these guys in these pictures. These pajamas were just recently released, but these pics look like they were taken back in the ’80s. Aside from that though, footie pajamas are all the rage. Don’t be fooled into thinking they are just for the kiddies. I have a pair. I admit it.

These officially licensed Star Trek footie pajamas were created by JumpinJammerz, and they sell for $65 each. You can choose from gold (command), red (engineering) or blue (science).

Where are the trekkie footie pajamas for the ladies? I wanna see some Janeway, Seven of Nine and Torres footie pajamas. One of these days, I’m going to write a tribute to the women of Star Trek. There is a lot we can all learn from them about how to fight fair, eliminate stress over our fashion choices and getting rid of gossip, but I’ll save that for another article.

If you’ve always wanted to become a member of Starfleet, just order a pair of these pajamas, and you’ll begin your journey of greatness. I hope these things come with pockets so you’ll have a place to store your communicator and tricorder. Now you can fall asleep and dream about replicating your own holodeck and dancing the night away with your true love.