The Inflatable Turkey: For People Short On Time This Season

Are you too busy to cook? Are you like me, and you work all day and night before and after each holiday just to get all your work finished? Do you dread spending hours and hours slaving over a hot oven to cook a turkey for your guests this holiday? I know exactly how you feel.

If it were up to me, I’d eat Thanksgiving dinner at a restaurant each year and be done with it. I’m not a scrooge or anything, I just don’t get into spending so much time preparing all that food, stuffing myself and then munching on leftovers for a week. I’d rather spend my time doing other things, like writing more posts and chatting with ya’ll here on Bit Rebels.

I have the solution for us. Let’s serve this inflatable turkey this year. That’s right, we’ll blow this badboy up, stick it on a plate, and bring it to the dinner table. After everyone has had a good laugh, we’ll pile in the car and drive to the nearest restaurant where we made something much more time saving than dinner, and that’s a reservation. Now that’s what I’m talkin about!

What? You still want to enjoy the traditional tastes of Thanksgiving in your home? No problem, just chew on these Thanksgiving gumballs that come in Turkey, Cranberry or Pumpkin Pie flavors. The kids can even play Catch the Turkey, Turkey Football or Turkey Keep Away with this blow-up fake bird. You can purchase this Inflatable Turkey and the Thanksgiving Gumballs over at Perpetual Kid. Workaholics everywhere… Rejoice!