For A Better Marriage - The Fart Absorbing Blanket

Everyone knows that once your spouse starts freely letting the silent and deadly ones go in the night, the marriage is on a torpedo ride south. Want to save your marriage? Now you can order this fart diffusing blanket and you’ll be home free. Wow, I never knew keeping a marriage together was this simple!

I thought this was a joke, but I called the phone number, and guess what? It’s for real. Created by a science teacher, this blanket is serious stuff. This video says, “There is a layer of activated carbon fabric, the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.”

So, let me get this straight, now we can eliminate fart odor from our bedroom by making three payments of $39.95? Hey, it sounds like a bargain to me! Now if someone could just make a snore absorbing pillow we’d be all set. :)