Sawdust Cologne For A Lasting Wooden Impression

I think it’s safe to say there are so many fragrances out there that even trying to go through them all would be pointless since time just wouldn’t be enough. That doesn’t keep millions of people from trying to find a fragrance that might suit them though, after all, we all have different tastes. Some people go for a more sweet fragrance, while others take an entirely different route. Maybe this is why fragrance developers keep coming up with all the ridiculous ideas we have seen announced left and right. One special fragrance in particular that I find just a little bit odd is the sawdust fragrance. Why would someone wear it?

It seems people like the smell of freshly produced sawdust and would even pay money to smell like it. I don’t know, but there are a lot of different jokes I could make here that would make a lot of sense, yet still totally fall short for various reasons. However, one thing that can be said is that this fragrance will certainly become a hit in the lumberjack community. I mean, now they can smell like sawdust 24/7 if they want to. It’s a total win, right?

This is made available by Amazon and will cost you about $20 for a bottle (1 oz). The sawdust cologne is actually part of a collection of wooden and cowboy fragrances which include everything from fresh hay to Russian leather. You can even find the fragrance saddle in this collection if you really want to go all out on the farming themed smell adventure. But the sawdust cologne must undoubtedly be the most weird one. That’s not to say that the other ones aren’t weird, I just find it hilarious that anyone would actually choose to smell like sawdust. But again, everyone has their own preferences and sawdust is by all means a fragrance. So, if you are ready to feel a little closer to that wooden chair you’re sitting on, go with this sawdust cologne. However, I wouldn’t count on it being a hit in the club or on a date, but what do I know.