How To: Correctly Wake Up Your Bowels!

As it turns out, I have been doing my morning routine all wrong since… the beginning of my time here on earth! Yeah, that’s right! I was flabbergasted by it too, and frankly I was a little disturbed. I have been going from day to day letting my bowels start off the day in the completely wrong way year in and year out for my entire life! That’s just a horrible thought.

Apparently you are supposed to start off the day with a warm glass of water to start the bowels in the perfect way possible. Yeah, it sounds weird and not very tasty. However, I am ready to try it to see if there is anything different with it at all. I mean, I don’t have the slightest problem with it right now, but if it could be even better, I would certainly like to know about it.

So, here is an alarm clock that helps us through it. It holds a glass on a plate that will start warming up the water to just the right temperature 30 minutes before the alarm goes off. The alarm won’t stop until you lift the glass of water, so you might as well suck it up and drink it while you’re at it. The time being shown through the water isn’t exactly a bad thing either. It looks quite awesome if you ask me! – Designers: Kai-ning Huang & Yu-Yang Chen