Have you ever been at a concert or sporting event and had to pee really, really bad? I drink a lot of water, and this is pretty much the story of my life. I spend so much time standing in lines at porta potties.
Apparently designer Sam van Veluw feels the same way. He designed this next gen porta potty, which is basically a urinal that straps to a tree. Yes, I’m for real. There is even a way this can be connected to a central sewer system or infiltration system.
As you can see, I don’t think a woman would be able to use this. His argument for that is that since so many men would just walk up and pee on the tree, the lines will be shorter at the porta potty, which is the advantage to women. My next question is, as a man, would you really just whip it out at a big event and pee on a tree? That could be the new standard to decide if a guy is date-worthy. If he uses this, he’s out. Haha! Oh, and isn’t there a law against indecent exposure? Hmm… to each his own!