Handerpants: Underpants For Your Hands

Everyday there are more and more odd things introduced into the world that I would never in a million years think would be made available to everyone. When I say “everyone,” I mean everyone including the general public who is really not into the geeky jokes and pranks that we often see here on Bit Rebels. We get new readers every day, and it’s a pleasure to see that you guys enjoy the quirky stuff we write about. It’s a way to share the world one piece at the time, and most people like that. However, there are of course people who are not so much into the short bursts of jokes, news and geeky information, but we are not going to talk about those people of course.

So, as the world grows ever more weird, there are things that just don’t make any sense. For example, how about a pair of Handerpants? Oh, you don’t know what that is, right? Well, it’s a pair of panterized gloves that goes on your hands. They are underpants for your hands if you will. Yeah, they are for real, and you have to check them out in order to see how geeky these things are. They are supposed to go under your gloves in order for you to feel a little more… dressed.

It’s the geeky company Archie McPhee that has made these available. We never thought we’d need these, did we? Apparently we do! If you are feeling a little naked under those gloves of yours, these are definitely the way to eliminate that feeling. You can get them for just $11.95 over at their web shop. Never again will you feel the awkwardness of going commando underneath a pair of gloves, especially when you are without those gloves and you’re just out in the open. What a horrible thought knowing I have been naked all these years…