A Simple Pocket Guide: Dating Dos & Don’ts

If you are at that intersection in your life when you are gearing up for a date, you know it can be hard to know what to do and what not to do when the time comes and the show is about to start. You most likely feel a little bit stressed, worried and of course quite excited. If you haven’t been on a date for quite some time, things can get a little bit… well, complicated. As always, not to worry. There are always ways to get back in the loop and know the rules of engagement before you’re dressed up and on your way to pick up your date. All you really have to do is have a look at this little guide that could potentially make your date a true success… or a total disaster.

It is provided by CollegeHumor (of course) and has some tips and pointers that will boost your confidence right before the showdown. It’s a 10-part tutorial about how to make your date a marvelous success, so just follow the steps one by one and absorb the different scenarios, and you will be fine. Well, on second thought, maybe you shouldn’t consider pocketing this thing and running through it like clockwork. By the looks of it, you might just end up catching a police ride home, which is never a good impression to start with.

Pick a nice restaurant, bring umbrella, open up doors… all sounds like good advice. But I guess we all knew that already, right? If you didn’t, you are probably not ready for a date anyway. Your date needs to feel like all the attention is on her, so if you don’t even know these few initial steps, a date shouldn’t be booked for yet another year down the calendar. If you are clueless to the whole dating schematics, and you still want to go on that date, I am sure this little guide will come in really handy. Just don’t blame me if things start falling from of the sky seemingly by themselves at the end of your date. #JustSaying

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