I admit, I’m a little fascinated with the whole concept of vampires. There is just something so bizarrely scary, sexy and mystical about it all. Some people get vampires and zombies confused, but they are very different. You can read about that here. Did you know that there are vampire-killing kits? It seems like all throughout the ages there has been an obsession with vampires.
Until recently, I never wondered though how to spot a vampire. I mean, would you know if you saw one? Do they actually exist? Of course not, right? Or do they? According to some websites, a vampire is simply a person that has a disease called Vampirism. They drink shots of blood and are light sensitive. Of course, some people call Vampirism a form of psychosis. :)
I live in Atlanta, and the other day Richard told me that the largest organization for people who “believe” they are vampires is right here in my own city. So now I’m wondering, how would I spot a vampire here in Atlanta? Would I know it if I saw one? If you were born on a Saturday, you should have no problem spotting a vampire. Legend has it that people born on that day know if someone is a vampire by just looking at them. Gee, that must be nice. I think I was born on a random Tuesday dannnngit.
If you think you might be a vampire, you can go to this website to determine whether or not you really are one. For the rest of us, I have found some ways that we can spot one. Here is the short list, illustrated in pictures. Hopefully these might save you from getting your neck bitten one day. Thank you to the brilliant minds at Evil Slutopia for putting these together.
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my friend has two really sharp teeth coming through piercing her gums and her eyes are yellow and when it is summer we always have to go to the library in school because apparently she hurts when she goes outside and burns do u have any information about this?
I think she might be a vampire
this gril in my class knows if your looking at her at any time.
Is she a vampire
i think i a vampire i have evidence just add me in facebook if you want to see the pictures here’s the e-mail pritieabie22@yahoo.com
i think that i am a vamp one time it was 112 degrese out side and i felt my face and it was really cold and i have really sharp teeth and i am pale and i hate going out side but i was helping my little sisters church on a fieldtrip
i had a slepp over with this garl and it was rian and we the sun came out and she ran up to my houes and she stared growing fan and she was every whit and she had cary eyes and she aways were black
I have dark brown eyes but a very noticable black around my iris and a super light brown around my pupils and sunlight burns. I have one fang on the right at the bottom in my mouth. I can feel when people look at me or are next to me. I don’t sleep at all, i am a loner, and i can tell when people think bad things about me. My electronics usually hate me. I don’t drink blood though.
same i wish it weren’t so
im not sure…. but i think my crush that i like and not might be one he has brown eyes then glass blue knows if i stare not really tan runs fast show me his fangs. kik me if anyone knows? xPrincessOfColorsX
o i forgot to mention he sparkles to when hes outside
I A V
I AM A VAMPIRE DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
omg realy …….b..b…ut …h.ow
so I know someone telepathic extra human strength and eyes change from hazel to actual red when angry and has healing capabilites could they be a vampire or other creature
Yes i doe have a problem
I also want to be
My friend says hes a vampire, I thoght it was a game till I read this! ( I have bad spelling, sorry!)
It’s easy to spot one if you are one. But if you never craved like than your in a fantasy world wishing you were like us. For those expecting to find my kind, don’t. We keep to ourselves and don’t dare look for unwanted attention. Think about it this way. People can know that we exist but no one can ever see us And those that do meet an unfortunate fate.
This girl useto like is really pale her eyes are brown but one time her eyes were glowing Yellow then she told me to tell no one but i did but i have the stufg to protect myself.
Um this new guy I met has a lot of weird characteristics that make me think he is a vampire. But we started dating a week ago , and the the other day i woke up with these strange bite marks and since then I’ve been having mood swings , my teeth have become so sharp i can hardly close my mouth without cutting my inner lip , before i was really slow and now I’m suddenly really fast , I did kickboxing and nearly always lost but after those marks appeared I had a fight and fractured someone’s rib . If anyone knows what is going on please reply . I don’t know what’s going on .
I cant control my own strength i have not been biten idk how
Your obviously a vampire.
dont want this be a warewolf
Help
then it has to be the guy you dated.he might have possibly bitten you while you were asleep.well you vampires are becoming extinct by now so they need more members and they bit people for reasons
R use all nuts r what haha yous hav been watching to many vampire films haha if ther was vampires in this world they wudnt be broadcasting it
My story is similar to Leah’s . I like this guy and we’ve been hanging out for a couple weeks and the other day I woke with a pain in neck and I went and looked in the mirror and saw strange marks . If anyone knows what’s going on please tell me . I’m really worried because I used to not run fast and be really tan and now I run fast and am pale white and my skin is always cold
Well I’m awfully pale, burn really easily, always cold or get a cold shiver down my spine and if I’m angry or stare at something for a long time my eyes go black!
I AM WANT TO BECAME A VAMPIRE
There is this girl in my class with noticable fangs she hates the sunlight and temperatures above twenty she is super fast and really strong and knows when someone looking at her she has brown eyes but if you look closely there is a strange greenish tint around the iris and she controls peoples emotions really well is she a vampire?
I want to be a vampire. Email me
I have blue eyes and if you look closely I have bright yellow around my pupils and i hate the sun and outside I always have a hood and sunglasses every time I go outside at school because any bright light hurts my eyes like crazy and its the same for my sister and me and her are faster than anyone at our school is this normal for a vamp or what. If it is normal for a vamp please reply
There is this branch my friend could not brack it but I did and I got a smell of blood after that and I’m really fast and my friend said oh my gosh you have bangs she said they are facke rant they and I said no they are my real teeth oh and I beat up boy I mack theme cry I’m so stroge
My situation is like most of yours i woke up with a bite mark on me in april but only one bump now im kinda pale kinda tanish im faster and stronger than i used to be i dont know whats happening i belive im half vampire im faster and stronger and my face and legs gat burned easily in the sun
wait almost all of you all said youre faster,stronger,your eyes change color,and most of all youre all pail skinned.but i did not hear from either one of you all that you feel like youre craving for human blood.then that means you all are not really vampires
I’m no vampire and I won’t never claim to be one….people I talk to…..I don’t tell other people. Sure I would like to run faster, but that will come in time. Vampires don’t let people know who they are….there private people. They trust nobody. someone like me that would know if I ever met one would be very strange for them…..well if they were real that is….
Vampires aren’t real there a myth. just like ghosts and demands. witches all of them are fake so quite filling little kids minds with a bunch of crap. Ps. not to metion but also the “clowns” in new jersey really people this is what scary stories are making us do and people are wanting revenge and taking what they’ve seen in movies to real life, so do the world a favor and keep things to yourself!!
No trust me demands are real. People demand deal all de time
I LUV bloud
i have pal skan
am i vamp
no just preferencw
if I am a vampire how do make sure I don’t have sunburn.is their anything I can wear to prevent it.
Do all of you really think that vampires exist? Never saw one here. I live in the Netherlands and I am just so in love with all those vampire series. I really wish they would exist, because not all vampires are bad, aren’t they?
If national geographic confirmed it, they r real. And NG did confirm it
Vampires are in fact, real. However, they are not as those series portray them. I know this because I’m a vampire. Out of all these commenters, quite a lot of them are unfortunately “posers”. I replied because I’m from the Netherlands too. If you read this, you can of course write me an e-mail. To answer your last question, no. Vampires are definitely not all bad. Almost every vampire is a good person.
If you’d like to know more, e-mail me.
Sincerely,
Andreas
I get chills whenever I see bloody whole body goes numb ….to the verge of fainting!!
I do have 2 Sharp teeth on my lower gum …but I don’t think that I’m a vampire!??
I think I’m a vampire cause I have a ring around my iris, and I feel a great desire to drink blood, and whenever I think about it, I think about the taste of tomato soup. My friends also think I have foresight and I’m the strongest,smartest, and fastest in my class…kinda freaked out and anyone reply plz if they say I’m a vamp or not
I Love vampires but i think i might have 2 friends who are vampires
if so would it be bad to ask them to turn me? i have always love the thought of being a vampire
Hey most vampires are evil
I want to be a vampire because im pale too like for real im pale very pale and my teeth hurt a lot thought and i smell blood every were i go and my head hurts too !!!
This happened today April 16 0.0 so it’s true you can be a vampire 0.0
Really stupid.
MY eyes are fully black and the doctor also couldn,t understand or determine which color my eyes are i have light brown skin im thin and i know when someone is looking at me and there are a few other things like i dont feel temperature around me
Her name is willow
Do not trust willow riggon.
hope to see usain bolt racing with all white fellows
How do I become a vampire