I’ve heard people joke before that they “have no life,” but how does a person know whether or not he or she actually has a life? I have a life, I think. I mean; I have a crap load of stuff to accomplish on my to-do list everyday, so by default, that means I have a life, right? I have friends who calculate how much time I spend on my computer in relation to how much time I spend inside my house, and I have a feeling they would challenge me on this point.
If you are one of those people who claims to have no life, or if you would like to know for sure if you have no life, this app could be for you. Besides, if you don’t have a life, what could be better than competing with other people who don’t have lives to prove you are the king or queen of not having a life? All you have to do is download this free app and press that red button more than anyone else.
This app, which was just released earlier this month, is called The Ultimate No Life Test. You see, that truly is the ultimate test. If you get bored with it, and move on to some other activity, that means you have life because you have another activity to do. If you truly have no life, then you will have nothing better to do than hit that big red button over and over again.
The ironic thing is that if you make it your mission to reach the top of the leaderboard to prove you have the biggest no life, you will actually have made a life for yourself in the process since you’ll be on the leaderboard which qualifies as having a life. It may be a completely pointless life, and your finger might go numb in the process, but hey, it’s a life nonetheless. It’s all a maze of circular logic with no way out. I read that hitting the red button is addictive. Really? I’m sure whoever typed that has absolutely no life. Here’s the iTunes link so you can get started.