The USB Curse Cup – You Say It, You Pay It

I don’t want to brag or come across as a prude, but I have never been much of a swearer really. Not that I don’t curse at all, of course I do. However, there are far better words to express the nature of the situation when needed, in my opinion. Some people have made it a habit to curse, and it comes across in their online life as well. Typing a lot of curse words is even worse since it will stay on there for generations to come. It’s a testament to your presence on the Internet, and if you want people to remember you as a “dirty mouth” then the road is open for you ahead.

If you do not want to be one of those people, and if you struggle with keeping your mouth fingers off those keys, then maybe this little gadget is the right one for you. It’s a USB curse cup… sorta. You simply connect it to your computer, and that’s pretty much it. It will monitor your key strokes. If it detects any foul words coming out of your fingers, it will spray you with a pepper smell.

The first version will give you the benefit of the doubt and will only spray people that are repeat offenders. So, you type it once and the gadget will consider you all good to go. Type it twice and you will get punished for your foul existence on the Internet. Lord only knows what version number two will spray. It’s an interesting gadget for sure… are you a foul mouth? And what’s most important, do you think it will help you stop cursing on the Internet?