Author: Khayyam Wakil

What's to say?! I'm an opinionated guy with links for days. Hate promoting myself and like to stay in the shadows whenever I can (if that's possible). I do a little bit of this and that and have fun doing it... is there anything else?! Oh ya, and I'm the Creative Director at Esultancy. A wise person once told me that if you can't say it, then get someone else to say it who does it better: “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.” ~Groucho Marx

Help #NYChaos win the #ChevySXSW and keep NY pride alive.

Help #NYChaos win the #ChevySXSW and keep NY pride alive.

I'm sure you're probably wondering what that all means? No problem, that's why I'm here to help you understand. ***WE HAVE UNTIL MARCH 10th (THAT'S TODAY) 6pm AUSTIN TEXAS TIME*** Chevrolet has devised an 'amazing race' between 8 teams from all over the United States. We all have hashtags to repre ...
The Olympic Book of Five Rings (I)

The Olympic Book of Five Rings (I)

Most eyes were glued to television sets last Friday night. The world's eyes descended upon Vancouver for the 2010 Winter Olympics that evening. The wait was finally over and all that preparation for the Opening Ceremonies, done. It was time. Being present for them was something else. I missed it. ...
WANTED: Your Best Assets

WANTED: Your Best Assets

Now there are some crazy things that I get to see on the internets and this is by far the most lude, interesting and bloody genius execution. American Apparel has set forth a competition to see who submits their best assets. Of course they are voted upon by thousands upon thousands of people. The ...
You Venn Some. You Lose Sum.

You Venn Some. You Lose Sum.

After taking statistics classes for years and years, some of it must have rubbed off on me. Now that I'm actively involved in the internets, my observations in pattern recognition have been ramped to an extraordinary amount. I just love uncovering new ways of analyzing data and fiend for any kind of ...
The Newmoticons

The Newmoticons

I'm sure you're all well aware of the emoticon. You know the little :) or the O.o has to be a bit familiar. The first is the west coast emoticon and the latter is more of an eastern style. I've been seeing a fair share of methods to express emotion and humor with emoticons on Twitter. I use it inste ...
Ever heard of bitly.tv? Ya, me neither

Ever heard of bitly.tv? Ya, me neither

There's a new power house in town and their name is bit.ly. Unless you've been under a rock for the past year (which equates to 4 years in Twitter years) this is probably the most well known url shortening service to come on the scene. And before you uber nerds start spitting out statistics and pie ...
The Muppets Are Back!

The Muppets Are Back!

I have to give up some props to Chris Hardwick who is apparently big on the internets. I still don't know who he is but he does have a really nice website and a top notch logo to represent his @Nerdist brand. You've probably seen every website out there jack the video and only the video without givi ...
The most hysterical 2001 Space Odyssey!!

The most hysterical 2001 Space Odyssey!!

Have you ever seen this movie?! Well, if you haven't you've most likely heard the theme to Stanley Kubrick's famed movie that opened our eyes and imagination. In short, 2001 is a story about evolution. It was created in 1968 when little was known about space exploration. At the dawn of man, a primi ...
The Big Bird of Twitter

The Big Bird of Twitter

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?! Or in this case and story, which came first, the tester or the founder?! Did you ever wonder who the first Twitter account went out to? With the roll out of the new Tweetie2 application, it now allows you to see what your "membership" number is. For exam ...
The Force Is Strong With This One!

The Force Is Strong With This One!

It's not everyday that someone stops you dead in your tracks and opens your eyes to what has always been there. Often thought as a crazy or part of some cult that initiates their members with Kool Aid and brainwashing (by the way, people who follow me on Twitter, meetings are on Tuesdays and make su ...
My other dad is @BillCosby

My other dad is @BillCosby

It's true! <kanye>I'ma let you finish but first I have to say that Heathcliff Huxtable is the best dad of all time!</kanye> Sorry, I just couldn't resist being a loser, dork and weirdo all in one sentence :) Seriously though, I've never had a role model quite like Mr. Cosby. Every Thu ...
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